Charlie Sheen, "Today Show" interview: "I've got DNA Adonis, Tiger Blood and CBS should lick my feet 

Charlie Sheen calls himself a "warlock" who will wage war "with zeal"

(CBS) - A couple of things that we all now know about Charlie Sheen, he got a "tiger blood", "Adonis DNA" and wants more cold hard cash to continue working on "Two and a Half Men". 

Those are just some of the gems that spewed from the 45-year-old bombastic interview with NBC's Today Show on Monday. 

In a televised forum that discussed his battle with addiction, his feelings about CBS and its measure of "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Jack, Sheen repeated his claim that he is clean and sober and ready to work. 

"I have no interest in cocaine," said Jeff Rossen daily. Rossen when asked if Sheen was clean, he replied, "Look at me. Duh." 

Sheen claims he has cured himself of addiction. How? "I closed my eyes and did so with the power of my mind." 

Exactly. 

As for CBS, Sheen said: "We are indeed at war." Why? "They are trying to destroy my family." 

He is not worried though. As he said Rossen, "defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock." 

When asked whether he should apologize to CBS for his past antics, Sheen replied, "No, they owe me an apology, a public one. They should be licking my feet." 

He shared a similar sentiment for Warner Brothers, suggesting that they should rename it "Charlie Brothers." Sheen also thought his last proud because he is different from most people. "Tiger his blood" and "Adonis DNA" is part of what makes him "special" and the addiction. 

When asked if he was anti-Semites, Sheen insisted, "I'm not that guy." 

"Two and a Half Men" fans hoping for a positive resolution to the whole situation can take heart. At the end of his interview, Sheen said, "I will finish on television. I am a man my word. I'm not even ten times." 

It is, of course, if CBS and Warner Bros. raise his salary to $ 3,000,000 per episode, that Sheen has been asking to go back to the show. 

CBS Entertainment had no comment by press time. CBS Entertainment and CBS News are owned by the same parent company.